General Information
As of February 8, 2024
r/onionheadlines
Write Your Own Onion Headlines, Or Don't. Shut Up About It
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A subreddit for writing satirical news headlines in the style of the *The Onion*
Hi, welcome to /r/onionheadlines. Do you have an awesome (or even maybe sorta funny) idea for an Onion headline? Then this subreddit is for you. Show us what you got.
Feel free to write in the comments section the article that corresponds to the headline, but only if it's 437 words exactly, as...
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August 29, 2011
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Total Submissions
13,778
Total Comments
9,186
Earliest Submission
August 29, 2011
Earliest Comment
September 10, 2012
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Year
2024
Total Words in Subreddit
3,196,203
Total Words in Reddit
119,924,722,855
Rank↕ | Word↕ | Occurrences in Subreddit | Total Occurrences | Rate in Subreddit (per 1M words) | Rate in Reddit (per 1M words) | Ratio (Sub Rate / Reddit Rate) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4,918 | 839,220 | 1538.7 | 7.0 | 219.88 | |
| #2 | 860 | 178,751 | 269.1 | 1.5 | 180.52 | |
| #3 | 607 | 129,365 | 189.9 | 1.1 | 176.05 | |
| #4 | 336 | 76,128 | 105.1 | 0.6 | 165.60 | |
| #5 | 146 | 36,409 | 45.7 | 0.3 | 150.46 | |
| #6 | 338 | 91,468 | 105.8 | 0.8 | 138.65 | |
| #7 | 443 | 127,782 | 138.6 | 1.1 | 130.08 | |
| #8 | 182 | 52,731 | 56.9 | 0.4 | 129.50 | |
| #9 | 58 | 16,867 | 18.1 | 0.1 | 129.02 | |
| #10 | 1,461 | 438,297 | 457.1 | 3.7 | 125.07 | |
| #11 | 339 | 104,136 | 106.1 | 0.9 | 122.14 | |
| #12 | 2,947 | 919,355 | 922.0 | 7.7 | 120.27 | |
| #13 | 155 | 49,684 | 48.5 | 0.4 | 117.05 | |
| #14 | 193 | 62,973 | 60.4 | 0.5 | 114.99 | |
| #15 | 96 | 32,701 | 30.0 | 0.3 | 110.15 | |
| #16 | 44 | 15,300 | 13.8 | 0.1 | 107.90 | |
| #17 | 87 | 31,855 | 27.2 | 0.3 | 102.47 | |
| #18 | 51 | 18,742 | 16.0 | 0.2 | 102.10 | |
| #19 | 2,029 | 745,943 | 634.8 | 6.2 | 102.06 | |
| #20 | 88 | 33,442 | 27.5 | 0.3 | 98.73 | |
| #21 | 51 | 19,730 | 16.0 | 0.2 | 96.99 | |
| #22 | 133 | 53,665 | 41.6 | 0.4 | 92.99 | |
| #23 | 76 | 31,076 | 23.8 | 0.3 | 91.76 | |
| #24 | 167 | 69,270 | 52.2 | 0.6 | 90.46 | |
| #25 | 266 | 111,137 | 83.2 | 0.9 | 89.80 | |
| #26 | 99 | 41,716 | 31.0 | 0.3 | 89.04 | |
| #27 | 341 | 144,944 | 106.7 | 1.2 | 88.27 | |
| #28 | 147 | 71,239 | 46.0 | 0.6 | 77.42 | |
| #29 | 63 | 30,712 | 19.7 | 0.3 | 76.97 | |
| #30 | 105 | 51,560 | 32.9 | 0.4 | 76.41 | |
| #31 | 41 | 20,805 | 12.8 | 0.2 | 73.94 | |
| #32 | 1,185 | 606,662 | 370.8 | 5.1 | 73.29 | |
| #33 | 66 | 34,323 | 20.6 | 0.3 | 72.15 | |
| #34 | 344 | 179,069 | 107.6 | 1.5 | 72.08 | |
| #35 | 34 | 17,829 | 10.6 | 0.1 | 71.55 | |
| #36 | 80 | 42,025 | 25.0 | 0.4 | 71.43 | |
| #37 | 157 | 82,616 | 49.1 | 0.7 | 71.30 | |
| #38 | 70 | 37,653 | 21.9 | 0.3 | 69.75 | |
| #39 | 907 | 496,932 | 283.8 | 4.1 | 68.48 | |
| #40 | 61 | 33,755 | 19.1 | 0.3 | 67.81 | |
| #41 | 154 | 87,637 | 48.2 | 0.7 | 65.93 | |
| #42 | 3,086 | 1,763,026 | 965.5 | 14.7 | 65.68 | |
| #43 | 225 | 132,505 | 70.4 | 1.1 | 63.71 | |
| #44 | 33 | 19,599 | 10.3 | 0.2 | 63.18 | |
| #45 | 88 | 52,348 | 27.5 | 0.4 | 63.07 | |
| #46 | 907 | 540,206 | 283.8 | 4.5 | 63.00 | |
| #47 | 35 | 20,907 | 11.0 | 0.2 | 62.81 | |
| #48 | 75 | 45,996 | 23.5 | 0.4 | 61.18 | |
| #49 | 41 | 25,588 | 12.8 | 0.2 | 60.12 | |
| #50 | 155 | 98,268 | 48.5 | 0.8 | 59.18 |
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